What happens when you cross Will.I.Am, Cheryl, a Cadillac and a parked car? A very expensive mess, that’s what.
Will.I.Am, a self-confessed “good driver”, managed to crash his car into a parked car at 3:30am. He and Cheryl (as in that geordie woman who can’t sing), who was in the passenger seat at the time, were injured, but thankfully neither of them were serious (I swear that’s sincere, I may not be a fan of either of them but I’m no bastard).
To be honest though, and I’m sure I’m not the only one, I’m more interested in the person who’s car was hit. I wonder what happened when he returned to his car?
“What the hell happened here?” I imagine he’d be screaming.
“Well,” a witness would say, “Will.I.Am came screeching round the corner in his cadillac, but he was going too fast, couldn’t stop, and ended up embedded in your car. Cheryl, who was sitting in the passenger seat at the time, was traumatised, but thankfully they’re kind of ok.”
At least you’d know you’d get compensation.