4 comments on “The Gold Medal For Cynicism

  1. You can’t fool me. I know why you weren’t watching last night. That was you parachuting into the stadium with HMQ. ‘Good evening, Mr Bond’. We all heard it. Your secret’s out. I recorded the words ‘Dean Gregory’ onto a tape, speeded it up ‘2012’ times and, when I played it back, what I heard was ‘Daniel Craig’. Clear as mustard. (As the young people say.)

  2. I… Have no idea what you’re talking about… Perhaps it was… Erm…

    Aha! That was my evil twin, who for some reason also has the same name as me. Yes, that’s it…

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