While bored out of my mind (as I often am of late), I stumbled across an interesting little game called “Burrito Bison”.
It’s rather hard to describe… Basically, the story is this: one day, while shopping at the supermarket, you happen to stumble across a portal to the mystical candy land, where the gummy bears get you to wrestle some giant jawbreaker.. However, you’re having none of it. instead, you use the rope as a catapult and set about trying to escape.
In order to do this, you have to earn money to buy various upgrades. to earn money, you simply have to travel as far as possible by bouncing on the heads of various types of gummy bear, who are running in terror. Some are in possession of objects which will help you, such as balloons which give you a height boost, rockets which allow you to fly for a bit, pogo sticks, etc.
If you get far enough, you eventually come across doors which, provided you have gathered enough speed, you will break through. The last of these doors is a glass panel which once broken will win the game.
It’s serious time-wasting material, and great fun. It took me 1 hour and 22 minutes to complete. If you have that sort of time to kill, play it here.