Nothing interesting at all happened today. With all the wonderful things that happen every day to ordinary people, how could this be? I mean, come on. 24 hours of nothing? I spent a fair few of them working, how can nothing at all have happened?
Well, other than the moron trying to convince me that a euro is a two pound coin, despite the fact I’ve seen enough two pound coins to know the difference, which in all fairness is pretty obvious anyway, of course… I mean seriously? Did he think I was just going to take his word for it? They look nothing like each other. The only resemblence is the colour pattern but even then the design is completely different for a start. How can you possibly confuse the Queen’s head for a Euro symbol? And let’s not even start on the obvious size difference.
And of course there was the woman I accidentally short-changed by a penny. A single penny. One. The single lowest possible denomination of sterling. You’d think I just relieved her of her enter life’s savings and bought her house from under her by the look she gave me. Did she think I did it on purpose? Am I that scruffy looking that she’d think I need to penny grab from defenceless elderly citizens just to afford a wash? I mean I’m somewhat aware of my unique aroma, but is it that bad? I had to wait until I’d served the next customer due to not being able to open the till manually, and after what seemed like an eternity of her bearing down on me, I handed her the penny, apologised, and she just snubbed me as if she’d won a great victory. Did she think she looked smart? Or powerful? Or triumphant in any way? I think she was a few pennies short of her medication, if you know what I mean.
Oh, and nearly being rear-ended by an ambulance travelling at mach 3 without it’s sirens on. Can’t forget that. That was either the world’s most epic joyride or their siren was broken. Either way, the irony is incredible. I’m assuming it was the former, considering it never tried to get past the traffic after it stopped… It simply joined the traffic, which I’m sure is something a professional wouldn’t do. Nope, only a juvenile would drive an ambulance dangerously with total disregard for everyone around it when there is no excusable reason to do so.
But other than that, nothing happened. How am I supposed to blog about my daily life when I have days like this so often? People, I’m sorry I’m so boring. I’ll try to me more intersting in future.